Thank you for doing me the honor of taking a time out from your bustling lifestyle full of Facebook games and wonder to check out my blog.

Selective Appeal is the sole public voice of a guy who sells pickles and condiments for a living at the expense of his soul and shares a small apartment with a snake. In order to stay sane, he writes fiction. It it lacking. His topics of interest include music, which he writes about poorly; sports, cinema and literature, in which he is relatively competent; and the random occurrence of life, specifically people getting hurt, married against the wishes of their parents, and regrettable body art. He cherishes the fact that few will ever read his blog as this will allow him to use unseemly language and offensive concepts.